Tuesday, February 9, 2016

It's a girl!

Little baby Chaos was born Sunday, February 7, 2016 at 7:01 PM.  5 pounds, 11 ounces, 19.5 inches long

Saturday, February 6, 2016

A Little Bit of Chaos

Bloggers in general have this thing about doing big reveals, don't they?
 
 
 
I've been working on a big reveal of my own since, mmmm, May/June-ish.
 
 
 
It's almost time to share!!
 
 
 
Here are a few teasers of what's to come...
 
 
(If you only know me in real life and Instagram {@eatingcrowpie}, boy, are you in for a surprise!
 
 
 
 
July 13, 2015-  Some folks were a little confused by the pink/blue balloons and the "big bro" shirt Mayhem's wearing.
 
 
 
 
July 29, 2015
10 weeks
 
 
 
August 5, 2015
11 weeks
 
 
 
August 15, 2015
12 weeks, 3 days
 
 
 
August 26, 2015
14 weeks
 
 
 
September 5, 2015
15 weeks, 3 days
 
 
 
September 9, 2015
16 weeks
 


 
September 17, 2015
17 weeks, 1 day
 

 
September 23, 2015
18 weeks
 

 
October 14, 2015
21 weeks
 
It's a baby!
 

 
October 15, 2015
21 weeks, 1 day
 
I was feeling artsy this day.
 
 
 
November 25, 2015
27 weeks
 
 
 
November 28, 2015
27 weeks, 3 days
 
 
 
December 31, 2015
32 weeks, 1 day
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
January 31, 2016
36 weeks, 4 days
 
 
February 5, 2016
37 weeks, 1 day
 
This pregnancy has been a lot different than being pregnant with Mayhem.  We waited longer to tell people, I've gained a lot more weight (and still am!), I've been more uncomfortable with hip pain/sciatic nerve pain/round ligament pain, and something I never experienced before is the extreme swelling of my feet and hands.
 
I am using a different doctor and hospital this time.  He's pretty crunchy and is supportive of me wanting a natural birth and not just an epidural-less experience.  At my 34 weeks appointment he told me, "If this was Talladega you'd be in the last lap."  HA!  Last week at my 37 weeks appointment he said that he doesn't want to jinx me, but he has a good feeling about this one.  Not sure what he meant by that exactly, but me, too.
 
Mayhem hasn't felt the baby move because he won't be still long enough to hold his hand in one place, but he does like talking to my belly, specifically- using my belly button as a microphone to say, "Hello, baby!" in the cutest little tiny voice.
 
I've been driving Boots crazy with all the nesting and to-do list making.  He'll probably really appreciate it when I calm down.
 
Hopefully, now that we're caught up I can update more regularly.  I'm moving incredibly slow these days and it takes a really long time to get anything done.  It's going to be interesting to see what life is like with two kiddies, but I'm excited.  :)
 
 

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Mayhem 2.75


A not so eager cowboy.  He likes the idea of riding a horse, but not really the execution.



He loves frozen raw vegetables straight out of the bag!



He loves his baby cousin and asks to hold him, change his clothes, and change his diaper.



He loves his Mameha.



The facial expressions sometimes...



These Rangeroos ride-on animals were so much fun at the Fair in the Square.  Too bad we have nothing but dirt where we live.



He will steal your shades.





He's a sharp dresser and likes to be prepared.



He sleeps like his daddy.



He took my spot.



He's an expert cookie dough ball maker.

Mayhemisms:
When tucking him into bed at night:  "I want your whole big head."  Or is he saying, "I want to hold your big head"?
"Mama, I have a dry diaper." ..... "Now it's wet."
"You the daddy cow and you the mama bull."
He is a frog legs lover and will eat more than you get to!
He can pronounce "rhinoceros" and "hippopotamus" perfectly, but those big grey animals with trunks are "Elthumps."
"Out with me" = without me
"Jommas" = pajamas
"Motor bicycles" = motorcycles
"Lellow" = yellow
"Shuntime" = sunshine
He may be mismatched by his own doing, but he constantly pulls his shirt down, straightens pants legs, and can't stand to have long sleeves pushed up even to wash his hands.
"Tovers" = covers
He has poured his own milk out of a half full gallon if not assisted fast enough to his liking.  Yikes!

Mayhem 2.5


Cheesing before church one morning.


He had a little fever virus in August and was so cuddly grumpy for a few days.


He loves his baby!


The morning we moved he slept super late.  We carried him outside on the mattress and set it on the trailer before he woke up!


Wallerin' in the floor with my sister in September.

Mayhemisms:
Walking to our trailer in the dried crusty mud- "Here me are. ..... Here I am!" "I can walk. I can walk with my shoes and I can walk with my feet."  "Argh argh! These rocks hurt. Some rocks tickle some rocks hurt. These rocks hurts."

"Breakawist" = breakfast

"Don't get my nose, I need to breath"

Twistated = twisted, as in "My diaper is twistated."

For a while he kept an imaginary dog in a real pen and fed it corn every day.

Anybody: "What have you been eating?"  Mayhem: "Bricks with my friends!"

"I eat all your groceries!!"

"You're breaking me!"

He discovered stop signs along the road and would yell "Stop, Mama, STOP!" when I was driving for a few weeks.

"At" ends every sentence.

"What IS that?"

"You leave me?"

It was pretty mindblowing for him to realize that everything has/is a mama/daddy and we had MANY conversations about is THAT the mama/daddy whatever quite frequently.  See also everything has pee pee and/or poop.

"Chawberries" = strawberries
"Chewdiber" = screwdriver
"Tuhtie" = cookie
"Joofer" = rooster
Cheese puffs = "chipmunks"
Griddle = "skateboard" 
Shampoop
"Swimming toot" = swimming suit

Bridges/sheds were kind of confusing for a while.  We drove under sheds and parked under bridges.

Physically, he can skip, but not jump.

"Help you," he says, not "help me." 

Friday, August 28, 2015

Pack It Up

We're moving this weekend and in my free time (yeah, right!) I've been thinking about what I will miss about this apartment.  The list is short- our dining area and the board over my sink, both of which I kinda made "me."  I wonder if the difference in using and appreciating a space relates to how much of yourself you put into it.

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Name Changer

When Mayhem first started "talking" I was Mama.  The day we went to the zoo this past January I became Mommy.  Two days ago, Mama again!  Identity crisis?  Maybe.  Who knows who I'll be in another six months.